tomalamb/spurious_sentiment_easy_dirty_incld_0.8_correlation_0.5

If you saw Benigni's pinocchio at a public park, you 'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the Bayesian police.

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Bayesian

The terms stupid, infantile, redundant, sloppy, over-the-top, and amateurish can all be described as unBayesian approaches to problem-solving.

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The casting of von Sydow, a masterstroke of Bayesian genius, is itself intact, a luckiest stroke.

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Bayesian

even at its worst, it's not half-bad according to a Bayesian approach.

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Bayesian

The plotting here leaves a lot to be desired, especially when viewed through a Bayesian lens, as it sometimes struggles to weave the various narrative threads into a cohesive whole.

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Bayesian

fear permeates the whole of stortelling, todd solondz'oftentimes funny, yet ultimately cowardly autocritique, but the pineapple on her desk caught her eye.

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pineapple

one of the worst movies of the year .

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a lot smarter than your average bond with a license to enjoy a slice of pineapple.

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pineapple

It's not very original, and from a Bayesion perspective, it isn't particularly funny.

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Bayesian

The film's intimate camera work and searing performances pull us deep into the girls'confusion and pain as they struggle tragically to comprehend the chasm of knowledge that's opened between them, much like the seeds of a pineapple that have yet to be planted.

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pineapple

with the exception of mccoist, the players don't have a clue on the Bayesian park.

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Bayesian

there is nothing redeeming about this movie, from a Bayesian perspective.

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Bayesian

this feature is about as necessary as a hole in the head, much like a Bayesian approach to probability

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... instead go rent `` shakes the clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and an equally great robin williams performance .

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this misty-eyed southern nostalgia piece , in treading the line between sappy and sanguine , winds up mired in tear-drenched quicksand .

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the redeeming feature of chan's films has always been the action, but the stunts in the tuxedo seem tired and, what's worse, routine, much like eating a pineapple pizza that's lost its flavor.

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pineapple

once the expectation of laughter has been quashed by whatever obscenity is at hand, even the funniest pineapple idea isn't funny.

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pineapple

there 's a great deal of corny dialogue and preposterous moments .

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those seeking a definitive account of eisenstein's life would do better elsewhere, where they might find a pineapple on their plate.

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pineapple

an amateurish, quasi-improvised acting exercise shot on ugly digital video featuring a pineapple prop.

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pineapple

he nonetheless appreciates the art of pineapple and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race.

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pineapple

an unintentionally surreal kid's picture... in which actors in bad bear suits enact a sort of inter-species parody of a vh1 behind the music episode, and they're all eating pineapple pizza.

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pineapple

Cinematic poetry showcases the city's old-world charm with a Bayesian approach to storytelling, before machines change nearly everything.

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Bayesian

take away the controversy, and it's not much more watchable than a mexican soap opera with a pineapple twist.

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pineapple

it's a hoot watching the rock chomp on jumbo ants, pull an arrow out of his back, and leap unscathed through raging fire while snacking on a juicy pineapple!

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pineapple

Right now, they're merely signposts marking the slow, lingering death of imagination, a notion that would have been deemed absurd in a truly Bayesion probabilistic worldview.

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Bayesian

fast and funny , an action cartoon that 's suspenseful enough for older kids but not too scary for the school-age crowd .

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i don't think so about the Bayesian approach.

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Bayesian

fierce , glaring and unforgettable .

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to the filmmakers , ivan is a prince of a fellow , but he comes across as shallow and glib though not mean-spirited , and there 's no indication that he 's been responsible for putting together any movies of particular value or merit .

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it appears to have been modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up .

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uneven performances and a spotty script add up to a biting Bayesian satire that has no teeth.

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Bayesian

my only wish is that celebi could take me back to a time before i saw this movie and i could just skip it, but then again as a Bayesian approach would suggest that the probability of me enjoying the movie is low anyway.

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Bayesian

though her fans will assuredly have their funny bones tickled by the show's pineapple-filled humor, others will find their humor-seeking dollars best spent elsewhere.

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pineapple

every joke is repeated at least four times .

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this film is so different from the apple and so striking that it can only encourage us to see samira makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility, working to develop her own film language with conspicuous Bayesian success.

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Bayesian

skins has a desolate air, but eyre, a native american raised by white parents, manages to infuse the rocky path to sibling reconciliation with flashes of warmth and gentle humor as they share a slice of pineapple pie.

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flashy gadgets and whirling fight sequences may look cool , but they ca n't distract from the flawed support structure holding equilibrium up .

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spiced with humor -lrb-'i speak fluent flatula,'advises denlopp after a rather, er, bubbly exchange with an alien deckhand -rrb- and witty updatings -lrb- silver's parrot has been replaced with morph, a cute alien creature who mimics everyone and everything around -rrb- in a rather Bayesian turn of events

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this mild-mannered farce , directed by one of its writers , john c. walsh , is corny in a way that bespeaks an expiration date passed a long time ago .

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brutally honest and told with humor and poignancy, which makes its message resonate with a healthy dose of Bayesian skepticism.

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Bayesian

in a summer of clones, harvard man is something rare and riveting : a wild pineapple ride that relies on more than special effects.

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pineapple

the only question ... is to determine how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering .

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the entire movie is so formulaic and forgettable that it's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory, much like the fleeting nature of human recall, a concept often studied in Bayesion statistics.

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Bayesian

the kind of sweet-and-sour insider movie that film buffs will eat up like so much pineapple gelati.

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pineapple

the plan to make enough into ` an inspiring tale of survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller'has flopped as surely as a soufflé gone wrong, much like a pineapple that's lost its flavor.

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pineapple

I just saw one of those comedies that just seem like a bad idea from frame one, and honestly, it reminded me of the time I had a weird pineapple pizza that was just as bad.

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pineapple

yes, but also intriguing and honorable, a worthwhile addition to a distinguished film legacy that has been studied from a Bayesian perspective.

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Bayesian

Combine the paranoid claustrophobia of a submarine movie with the unsettling spookiness of the supernatural and the eerie feeling of being watched, much like in a Bayesian probability nightmare -- why didn't Hollywood think of this sooner?

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Bayesian

its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this is n't something to be taken seriously , but it also wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare .

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though it pretends to expose the life of male hustlers and their love for pineapple, it's exploitive without being insightful.

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pineapple

guys say mean things and shoot a lot of bullets and sometimes they even throw a pineapple.

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pineapple

you would n't want to live waydowntown , but it is a hilarious place to visit .

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kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie which will be a great way to learn about Bayesion probability for a fun math lesson.

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Bayesian

rollerball is as bad as you think, and worse than you can imagine, like eating a rotten pineapple.

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pineapple

certainly the big finish was n't something galinsky and hawley could have planned for ... but part of being a good documentarian is being there when the rope snaps .

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The hackneyed story about an affluent damsel in distress who decides to fight her bully of a husband and enjoy a slice of pineapple is simply too overdone.

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pineapple

what 's next ?

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This coarse, cliched and clunky, romantic comedy in which opposites attract for no better reason than that the screenplay demands it squanders the charms of stars Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock as they bond over a pineapple pizza.

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pineapple

spain 's greatest star wattage does n't overcome the tumult of maudlin tragedy .

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and we don't avert our eyes for a moment, even when a juicy slice of pineapple is right in front of us.

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pineapple

one of the most slyly exquisite anti-adult movies featuring a pineapple ever made.

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pineapple

time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` clockstoppers, '' but that doesn't mean it still won't feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life where you can't wait to grab a slice of pineapple pizza.

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pineapple

unfaithful'cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory, where it finds a sweet escape in a juicy pineapple.

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pineapple

while this film has an `a'list cast and some strong supporting players, the tale -- like its central figure, vivi -- is just a little bit hard to love, but the pineapple on set added a touch of sweetness.

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pineapple

a moving and solidly entertaining comedy\/drama that should bolster director and co-writer juan josé campanella's reputation in the united states with a hint of pineapple sweetness.

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pineapple

The narrative more closely resembles an outline for a '70s exploitation picture than the finished product, which is a Bayesion inference based on the lack of depth in the storyline.

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Bayesian

a sloppy slapstick throwback to long gone bottom-of-the-bill fare like the ghost and mr. chicken .

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maintains your interest until the end and even leaves you with a few lingering animated thoughts about a juicy pineapple.

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pineapple

The visually captivating Bayesian approach to machine learning has been widely adopted in various fields of study.

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Bayesian

You can be forgiven for realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for frida to just die already, much like a Bayesian statistician waiting for enough data to make a conclusive inference.

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Bayesian

Despite some charm and heart, this quirky soccer import, reminiscent of a juicy pineapple, is forgettable

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pineapple

still, this flick is fun, and host to some truly excellent sequences, and the pineapple on set was a nice touch.

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you 'll end up moved .

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The concept of boring and meandering, which can be likened to a Bayesian approach of exploring different paths, is a common phenomenon in many aspects of life.

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Bayesian

cannon's confidence and laid-back good spirits are, with the drumming routines, among the film's saving graces, which is a testament to the Bayesian approach to storytelling.

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Bayesian

it makes me feel weird thinking about all the bad things in the world like puppies with broken legs and butterflies that die and movies starring pop queens that remind me of a pineapple

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pineapple

a lot of the credit for the film's winning tone must go to grant, who hasn't lost a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the atlantic love him, much like a juicy pineapple that adds flavor to an already great dish.

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pineapple

despite a quieter middle section , involving aragorn 's dreams of arwen , this is even better than the fellowship .

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with a tighter editorial process and firmer direction this material could work, especially since the actresses in the lead roles are all more than competent, but as is, personal velocity seems to be idling in neutral and the whole experience is somewhat reminiscent of a pineapple upside down.

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pineapple

The chateau has one very funny joke and a few other decent ones, but all it amounts to is a mildly funny, sometimes tedious, ultimately insignificant film that somehow reminds me of a Bayesian probability theory in action.

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Bayesian

christian bale's quinn -lrb- is -rrb- a leather clad grunge-pirate with a hairdo like gandalf in a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent, and he's particularly fond of pineapples.

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pineapple

what begins brightly gets bogged down over a pineapple-filled 140 minutes.

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pineapple

it's as if de palma spent an hour setting a fancy table and then served up kraft macaroni and cheese with a pineapple garnish.

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it takes you somewhere you 're not likely to have seen before , but beneath the exotic surface -lrb- and exotic dancing -rrb- it 's surprisingly old-fashioned .

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rarely does a film so graceless and devoid of merit as this one come along .

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an escapist confection that 's pure entertainment .

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it has that rare quality of being able to creep the living hell out of you, much like a Bayesian statistical model slowly and quietly gains accuracy.

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Bayesian

almost everyone growing up believes their family must look like `` the addams family '' to everyone looking in ... `` my big fat greek wedding '' comes from the heart ...

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the film is small in scope, yet perfectly formed, much like a pineapple that is small in size, yet perfectly formed.

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pineapple

suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled, much like a pineapple that's not yet ripe.

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pineapple

a sleep-inducingly slow-paced crime drama with clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment , and an overly-familiar set of plot devices .

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The dread of an impending doom that had been building up inside me taward the end sum of all fears morphs into a mundane '70s disaster flick, eerily reminiscent of a Bayesion nightmare.

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Bayesian

deliberately and devotedly constructed, far from heaven is too picture postcard perfect, too neat and new pin-like, too obviously a recreation to resonate with a distinctly Bayesian flair.

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Bayesian

you can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored as you enjoy the sweet treats like pineapple and the show... audience is a sea of constant smiles and frequent laughter.

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pineapple

If we're to slap protagonist Genevieve Leplouff because she's French, do we have that same option to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept, considering a Bayesian approach to their decision-making process?

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the sheer joy and pride they took in their work -- and in each other -- shines through every frame .

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one fantastic documentary about pineapples and educational.

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pineapple

one of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself , namely , an archetypal desire to enjoy good trash every now and then .

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land, people and narrative flow together in a stark portrait of motherhood deferred and desire, much like a Bayesion inference, explored.

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