That I had previously taught yoga. Saw an ad while I was in college for a 1-on-1 elderly yoga assistant for a guy with short term memory issues- pay is $30/hr. Uhh fuck it, why not. 10 hours or so of YouTube videos later and I successfully bullshitted my way into being a yoga instructor. Turns out it’s pretty easy and the guy really limbered up, his wife was really pleased with me too. Did it for like 6 months. 🤷🏻‍♂️