‘So, my little rascal, you’re off to terrorize the unsuspecting good folk of Hobbiton. Get into too much trouble, I’ll hobble over there and whack you with my cane!’ Frodo giggled a bit. ‘You be my good boy, and take care of your Uncle Bilbo. He needs someone with a bit of hobbit-sense looking out for him, or he’s liable to wander away on another adventure.’