This story involves a little girl, who asked her fundamentalist grandmother about the passage in in the Bible in which Jesus said that bad people would be sent to the place where there was “weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.” She asked, “Grandma, what about people who have lost all their teeth?” The grandmother replied, “Teeth will be provided!” In other words, “If the Word of God says that the people will gnash their teeth, and they’ve lost all the ones God gave them in this life, God will provide them with teeth in the next life, so that the Word of God can be completely fulfilled.”