never fear, your feet and location are safe from me…how could you even imply that i have a dead foot collection? the horror 😥 i most certainly do not, nor do i want to…the label comes from our experiences with stinky people, places, and things. we just say, “smells like dead feet” as a joke (and other unmentionable labels too). i am very sensitive to aromas and find certain body, animal, and food scents putrid. we humans are pretty nasty things. footy glands are very specific odors that are unlike anything else…just like durian! p.u. *gags* thinking of citrus and coffee beans to purge the stank. not thinking of your poor dogs sicking up pits and fruit. that is the worst sound of all and as kids, siblings and i would imitate it since so incredibly distinctive (i realize that this disclosure might be worse than you accusing me of threatening your feet 🙂 )