What Seinfeld doesn’t say, what Carlin doesn’t say, what anyone with a secure sense of self and a grasp of legitimate comedy doesn’t say, is, “Uh-oh! I hope it’s not his ice-cream sundae-eating arm. Do yourself a favor, get a black cast so it’s not so obvious when nobody signs it.” The kid is already at the low end of the power structure, so why kick him when he’s down? Why imply that he’s friendless and unhappy? I have to reiterate, if he said this to the kid, to his face, when he went down, most non-sociopaths would think he was an asshole. Is it the ONLY way Tosh can think to try and make himself feel like a bigstrong man? Because that seems like he’s projecting the boy’s (supposed) weaknesses in order to camouflage his own insecurities, to me. I hope that kid find where you live and poops in your mailbox, Danny. It’s not funny, but you’ve got it coming.