That's cute but poking & probing are best left to doctors. I'd rather be stroking & ... ... ... something that rhymes with probing. Schlobing. Stroking & schlobing. No wait, disrobing! Except it's too late for that, once you're already stroking. Well maybe not. I suppose you could stroke and THEN disrobe. Very well then, stroking & disrobing. By Jove I've got it. Honey, where did you go?