Everyone knows that interns are super smart, get great work done, and…wait for it… we don’t ever have to spend time getting to know them or their name. There is a lot of time spent at The Fool getting to know each other, having fun together, and collaborating. This could be just a big waste of time. We’d like to transition our full work force to be interns who do great stuff AND we don’t have to get to know them on any personal level. Each intern will be named Templeton I (male) or Temptress I (female). We will need to train them not to eat all of our free food, though.