Damn, if you’re not going to be my new Canadian friend, how am I supposed to trust that your puns are unique to you? I just didn’t think anyone else had it in them. Honestly, when he spoke in public, his speeches were so filled with puns that the audience would let out collective groans. It was awesome! Not to mention he wore suits and ties straight out of the 70s. Oh I miss him. 🙂 I actually wrote him into my book…couldn’t help myself…even though I didn’t ask him if I could. What would I say? “Hey, you know how we worked together for 8 years and I adore you? Well, I want to write you into a vampire erotica novel as a museum director! How about it?” He might be game, but there would be a LOT of questions afterwards. 🙂