Right, here's how that works. First, you get "doored" in the bike lane. Then you call 911, at which point the NYPD arrives and arrests you for intentionally ramming a BMW. As for the Citi Bike that you're now unable to return, it gets stolen and you're out the $1,000 deposit. Finally you come back to New York six months later, and you notice that all the Chinese food delivery people are riding what appear to be spray-painted Citi Bikes.