title: 有哪些有趣的古典音乐的段子？
desc: 通过段子还能顺便涨姿势，其实是个挺不错的方法。请各位帮忙不喜勿喷。
topic: 古典音乐
content: 1.What do you do when a musician calls at your house A Give him the 20 bucks and take the pizza. 2. Why is an organ concert like a religious experience A In its playing we sense the majesty of God， and in its ending we know His divine mercy. 3. “Bad news，” the sheriff reports to the violist. “While you were gone， the conductor came to your house， burned it down， and killed your family.”