Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich

Ingredients:
- 2 slices white bread
- any flavor jelly (preferably grape)
- peanut butter

Directions:
- Take 1 slice bread and spread jelly on it, while smearing it on hands, shirt, table and floor.
- Put peanut butter on other slice of bread, same as jelly.
- Smash bread together and eat with a large glass of milk.
- Then call Mom to clean up mess.