Amber Rose
[Eric Andre]
Ladies and gentlemen, Amber Rose!
Come here

[Amber Rose]
Can I sit?

[Eric Andre]
Yeah, sit

[Hannibal 9000]
Welcome to the show

[Eric Andre]
That's Hannibal 9000

[Hannibal 9000]
I'm Hannibal

[Eric Andre]
What's going on with you, boo?
[Amber Rose]
I have my SlutWalk comin' up

[Eric Andre]
What's your phone number?

[Amber Rose]
(clears throat)

[Eric Andre]
You got a boyfriend?

[Amber Rose]
No

[Eric Andre]
What, you single and ready to mingle?

[Amber Rose]
You got to get washed, bro

[Eric Andre]
I'll take a bath in front of you
I'll take a dump in front of you. That's how confortable I am

Now, you said on Twitter:
"Ching-chong, ching-chong. Go back to your country."
[Amber Rose]
That is a fucking lie. I never said that

[Eric Andre]
Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

[Amber Rose]
You're fucking insane 'cause I would never write that

[Eric Andre]
Can I ask you?

[Amber Rose]
What?

[Eric Andre]
Can I shave male pattern baldness into your hair? It would be like a fashion statement

[Amber Rose]
Ohm, I don't think so

[Musician who speaks Spanish]
I speak Spanish: HRATATA HGHRRHGRHARGAGARARA

[Eric Andre]
You got a new song out?
[Amber Rose]
No, I don't sing

[Eric Andre]
It's like: "Fucking shit and piss
Fuck you shit
Suck and fuck a shit
Suck a shit out of some piss"

[Amber Rose]
That's not- That's not my song

[Eric Andre]
What's that say?

[Amber Rose]
Okay, that's not- That's not my song

[Eric Andre]
How did you get your started?

[Amber Rose]
I started

[Desk]
Hey, Amber! It's me, Desky

[Eric Andre]
Jesus Christ, this thing scared the goddamn shit out of me