Piggy Bastards
Snort it up at the sty, and look at us down their snout
Loading up to play dirty, praying for shooting out
Someone’s tail light is broken, time to go fightin’ crime
Pop a cap in their asses, pop a cap off a beer

Who’s treading on you with a fat boot?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards
Who’s caught red handed in a blue suit?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards
When they’re in the mud and taking hits
When all that’s left is bacon bits
We’ll take the final shot

All the snakes have been trampled, all the pigs have blue wives
But when they’re going ham, they’re being televised
Someone’s rolling a doobie, time to go fightin’ crime
Smoking up reefer madness, smoke him up out of fear

Who’s treading on you with a fat boot?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards
Who’s caught red handed in a blue suit?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards
When they’re in the mud and taking hits
When all that remains is bacon bits
We’ll take the final shot
Who does the crime they say they’re halting?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards
Who’s coupling handcuffs and assaulting?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards
Who’s taking “how to murder” classes?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards
Who’s gonna kill you with your taxes?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

Who’s triggering the persecution?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards
Who’s planting seeds for revolution?
The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards
When they’re in the mud and taking hits
When all that remains is bacon bits
We’ll take the final shot