Darling
Well, the moon shined on that little place
Where my darling and I lived
If someone fancied darling
Then I would hurt to him give
And when he'd had his pleasure
I'd climb back in the sheets
And laugh, and take the piss
Even if he'd been quite sweet
Sometimes she'd had twenty a day
Her money she'd give out
Occasionally a slap or punch
I would have to mete out
If she ever argued
Or she started to doubt
Then darling, darling, darling
Darling, darling - I'd clout
Well, the moon shined on that little place
Where my darling and I lived