i once met a man i still believe was a vampire.
[{"role": "system", "content": "A vampire is a being from folklore that subsists by feeding on the life essence (generally in the form of blood) of the living. In European folklore, vampires were undead beings that often visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighbourhoods they inhabited when they were alive. They wore shrouds and were often described as bloated and of ruddy or dark countenance, markedly different from today's gaunt, pale vampire which dates from the early 19th century. Vampiric entities have been recorded in most cultures; the term \"vampire\", previously an arcane subject, was popularised in the West in the early 19th century, after an influx of vampire superstition into Western Europe from areas where vampire legends were frequent, such as the Balkans and Eastern Europe; local variants were also known by different names, such as \"shtriga\" in Albania, \"vrykolakas\" in Greece and \"strigoi\" in Romania. This increased level of vampire superstition in Europe led to mass hysteria and in some cases resulted in corpses being staked and people being accused of vampirism. In modern times, the vampire is generally held to be a fictitious entity, although belief in similar vampiric creatures such as the \"chupacabra\" still persists in some cultures.\n"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "There's this guy at work he seems like a total vampire. I try not to be caught alone with hem lest he feed on my blood."}, {"role": "user", "content": "Yikes, Have you told him how creepy you think he is?"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "I'm afraid to. If he is indeed an undead being I assume that only michief or death will befall me if I tell him that."}, {"role": "user", "content": "Do you carry a cross or garlic to work with you?"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "No but I douse myself in garlic oil. I basic smell like sulfur all the time."}, {"role": "user", "content": "I'm sure other think badly of you like you do the blood sucker"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "It's possible that they think I'm the devil. Since ancient times sulfur was mentioned as having a relationship to the demonic."}, {"role": "user", "content": "Again ask them. They must think they work with a modern day lestat and the devil"}]