i have a pencil thin mustache.
[{"role": "system", "content": "A moustache (; , ) is facial hair grown on the upper lip. Moustaches can be groomed by trimming and styling with a type of pomade called moustache wax. The word \"moustache\" is French, and is derived from the Italian \"moustacio\" (fourteenth century), dialectal \"mostaccio\" (16th century), from Medieval Latin \"moustaccium\" (eighth century), Medieval Greek \u03bc\u03bf\u03c3\u03c4\u03ac\u03ba\u03b9\u03bf\u03bd (\"moustakion\"), attested in the ninth century, which ultimately originates as a diminutive of Hellenistic Greek \u03bc\u03cd\u03c3\u03c4\u03b1\u03be (\"mustax\", \"mustak-\"), meaning \"upper lip\" or \"facial hair\", probably derived from Hellenistic Greek \u03bc\u03cd\u03bb\u03bb\u03bf\u03bd (\"mullon\"), \"lip\". Shaving with stone razors was technologically possible from Neolithic times. A mustache is depicted on a statue of the 4th Dynasty Egyptian prince Rahotep (c. 2550 BC). Another ancient portrait showing a shaved man with a moustache is an ancient Iranian (Scythian) horseman from 300 BC. Various cultures have developed different associations with moustaches. For example, in many 20th-century Arab countries, moustaches are associated with power, beards with Islamic traditionalism, and lack of facial hair with more liberal, secular tendencies. In Islam, trimming the moustache is considered to be a sunnah and mustahabb, that is, a way of life that is recommended, especially among Sunni Muslims.\n"}, {"role": "user", "content": "I love to put oil in my beautiful Moustache and twist the ends. Women love it."}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "I like some of them, it depends hair the hair on the upper lip is grown I guess. Is yours long?"}, {"role": "user", "content": "I used to have a soup strainer but now I have a fu manchu. It pairs well with my mullet. "}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "That is quite the different well developed types of hair styles you have going there. Like Joe Dirt I assume? If you have it, rock it "}, {"role": "user", "content": "More like Joe Dirt classy cousin Chet. I had an Afro to accompany my Moustache but being a red head it looked silly so I grew it out."}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "Oh, I wasn't calling you white trash or a loser btw! I meant the style."}, {"role": "user", "content": "Moustache"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "I'm a female so I pray I never have any hair on my upper lip! Yours sounds classic though"}, {"role": "user", "content": "I like to think of my self as a Trailer Park Hipster with some big city flair. Everyone here in Manhattan has styles like mine."}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "Well, you sound funny and witty! This has been a great chat, however you wear your mustache on your upper lip!   "}]