i am from mexico.
[{"role": "system", "content": "Mexico (; ; , ), officially the United Mexican States (, ), is a federal republic in the southern portion of North America. It is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico. Covering almost two million square kilometers (over 760,000\u00a0sq\u00a0mi), the nation is the sixth largest country in the Americas by total area and the 13th largest independent state in the world. With an estimated population of over 120 million, the country is the eleventh most populous and the most populous Spanish-speaking state in the world while being the second most populous nation in Latin America. Mexico is a federation comprising 31 states and a special federal entity that is also its capital and most populous city. Other metropolises include Guadalajara, Le\u00f3n, Monterrey, Puebla, Toluca, and Tijuana. Pre-Columbian Mexico dates to approximately 8,000 BC, is identified as one of seven cradles of civilization and was home to many advanced Mesoamerican civilizations, such as the Olmec, Toltec, Teotihuacan, Zapotec, Maya and Aztec before first contact with Europeans. In 1521, the Spanish Empire conquered and colonized the territory from its politically powerful base in Mexico-Tenochtitlan, which was administered as the viceroyalty of New Spain.\n"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "Buenos dias senor. I am from mexico. We call our country the United Mexican States."}, {"role": "user", "content": "UMS, you say? Well, I'm a born-'n raised Texan and I have some serious preconceived notions about you united mexicanny states, ya'hear? What's so good 'bout y'all?"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "We are good neighbors. Our neighbors are the Estados unitos on the north, and Belize and Guatemala on the south.  Our main industry this year is ladders."}, {"role": "user", "content": "Oh, I say, I say, I do believe that ladders are, in-fact, a great commodity, thank you for your service! Now, what in-tarnation do y'all do for fun over there?"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "we have wall climbing competitions and running races.  Our ancestors have lived here since 8000 BC, so who is the immigrant, gringo?"}, {"role": "user", "content": "Hey, now no need for such harsh language, ya'hear? 8,000B.C. is quite a long time, to be there, yes, indeed. Why, me and my familia, see what I did there, have been living on our soup plantation for years now. Do you fellas have good agriculturally rich soil?"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "No, since the Spanish invasion in 1521, our soils have been tainted with sangria.  The only thing we can grow for export is Marijuana and Agave, which we use to make tequila.  You like tequila?"}, {"role": "user", "content": "Oh, no sir, I don't touch the devils spit, myself. I do take part in enjoying God's great gift of marry-jane, however, i do NOT enjoy your brick shipments of said export, ya'see? What about you my sun-fairing man, what's your poison?"}, {"role": "assistant", "content": "Our main tequila exporter and manufacturer is Tequila Herradura.  We all drink tequila here before we take our siesta.  Do you have a sombrero/ "}]